May 5, 2006

W uncovers the real story

Picture 1: The Lady Ritchie, surveying her land, encounters an angry equine...

Picture 2: Our heroine, felled by said horse...will she survive?

more pics to be found at W Online


D'luv said...

Hey, imagine if that horse incident never happened, and she really just went away for a bit while her plastic surgery healed. Food for thought.

Paul said...

a little girl had a horsey shaped balloon at V festival last year and she let it go and it floated away into the sky. I (drunkenly) leaned over and said "thats what happens when you fuck with madonna" but she just burst out crying. She must have been a huge fan!