I have received a number of genius emails from actual friends of mine in the past week and I'd like to quote them. You can play a guessing game as to WHO said WHAT. One is very easy and one is pretty hard to guess.
Xolondon: (regarding the pastry picture above): Those pastries make me horny baby!
Friend A: I know - I could totally fuck the shit out of that pinwheel.
Friend B: I prefer men who appear to be a collection of boxes stacked on each other.
Friend C: Well...it was one year ago that I was being shat on by a Paris pigeon. Considering how my life/job is now...I'd give anything to be on that bench again, even splattered in feces.