August 18, 2004

Off topic Quote of the Week


Socialite Paris Hilton's teacup chihuahua Tinkerbell has been missing for at least a week now, and she's upped her reward for the dog's safe return to $5,000. We'll happily tell Paris what we know free of charge: the damn dog is likely crushed to death at the bottom of her over-stuffed Birkin bag.

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