I spent last night on twitter coming up with fake Christmas albums. A Very Radiohead Christmas? Home For the Holidays With The Gallaghers? Bieberful Holiday?
Then I remembered reading a great quote from Ke$ha on Idolator:
Sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and fill bags full of massive dog s**t. Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.She is a class act. Which lead to me another album title: Ke$ha's Kristmas F*ck
I started with a few song titles:
Seasons Gruntings Dirty Ol' Man
Christmas Is Cumming (And So Am I)
Your Balls Are Filled With Cheer
Grow A Pear Tree
Angels We Have Heard While High
Hard Candy Cane Christmas
Xxxmas Night With U
and my whorish tweeps gave me more
Drunk The Halls
Shove Some Glitter In My Stocking
Throw Some Tinsel Make it Rain
It Came Upon A Midnight Beer
and my favorite, from Adam Soybel, a clearly trashy American:
Do You Hurl What I Hurl?
Please, ye merry gentlemen, give us more...
The First Ho-el
Christmas Trim
Santa's Big Glitter Cannon
Rudolph Lights The Way Up My Road Kill Kunt
Oh! And how could I forget these cherished classics:
I Totally $ci$$ored Mrs. Claus
Unwrap My Box (Pine Sap Fingerz)
69 Elves In My Manger
Je$us Was Born So I Could F*ck
Another Year, Another Four-way Under The Tree
Disgusting as usual, D'luv. I can always count on you.