April 14, 2011
Fishstick Paltrow is trying to kill me.
It is not enough that a Spence girl posed for the photo above?
It is not enough to constantly wear ugly gladiator shoes?
It is not enough that... Lady Macbeth!... married genial, scrawny Brit Chris Martin?
It is not enough that she now appears to be cheating on him with Matthew Morrison?
It is not enough that she thinks she is an expert on hiphop and rap?
It is not enough that she tried to steal a performance from Cee Lo and The Muppets?
It is not enough that she dared to sing Landslide on Glee?
It is not enough that next week she will destroy Adele's Turning Tables?
Now this skinny white bitch has CROSSED THE LINE. Gwynth Paltrow has covered* Kate Bush's classic This Woman's Work.
Click here for the full, autotuned horror
*By "covered," I mean shat her vegan, macrobiotic white-ass goop poop all over this gem of a song.
Posted by xolondon