February 14, 2011
Ye Olde Vampyre vs Overblown Media Hypemistress
Madge in Berlin, yesterday
Nothing pleases me more about the Twatter than sparring with @ChartRigger. Robbie has honed his many of years of Madonna loathing into a fine, spiked art form. Now comes the news that aging discolette Robbie actually likes Lady G's meh new single, Born This Way. Slag. This has given him vicious new material about THE QUEEN (Madonna), whom he likes to call a vampire. Here is a short slice of our tweets on Friday night...
and this time, I slumped away, defeated. There will be other battles...
If you enjoy this smut and want to read more, follow us both (XO / ChartRigger) on Twitter and hope for kismet.
In the meantime, while Robbie's Lady is trolling the Staples Center stage in a large condom, lopsided hat and cheap prosthetics, THE QUEEN - 75 singles and 37 Top 10 songs - is in Berlin, showing the movie she directed. Who's a vampire? How will Gaga look at 53? Worse than this, for sure.
Preemptive strike: The movie, W.E., may end up being shit, but she looks damn fine. Madonna is set to record a new album this year.