May 31, 2010
Kylie's All The Lovers video
1. Nice, subtle use of the Aphrodite theme.
2. It looks like a Noxema commercial crossed with a cotton commercial.
3. Are the gays there? This is Kylie World we're talking about.
4. You just know some dancers were backstabbing and cuttin' each other to be the ones to grope LaMinogue in the clip.
5. The overhead shots of the stories-high mountain of people are cool.
6. What's the deal with the white elephant floating overhead? Is she a Republican now?
7. The white horse probably represents... penis?
8. Speaking of which, did anyone get a boner on this shoot?
Edit: Who knew MuuMuse was in the video? Mmm hmmmm.