February 12, 2009

Quote of the Week: Boys keep swinging



In the March 2009 issue of Q Magazine, the fully grown men of Take That discuss "communal wanking" back in their days of turgid tweenypop superstardom. If you're wondering whether the Fat One liked the smell of hot dick on the tour bus, you'll be deflated - but not surprised - to read the truth...

Gary Barlow: Not me, I'm a bit of a prude. Ask Howard all about that.

Howard Donald: It were me and Rob. It only happened once. We watched a porno and decided to see who could come first...

Mark Owen: That was an odd one, that. I think I was more of an observer with that one [ed note: you think?]. You only take part in a wanking competition if you have a really big willy. I wasn't really equipped for doing that.
[XO ponders this fact] Poor Marky. Good times. Good times.

Chartrigger, get yer hand out yer pants!

6 comments:

small squirrel said...

a really sick part of me wishes..

OK, sorry. I both love and hate erm, Rob (whose middle name is Peter! heh)

xolondon said...

Wishes what? Wait, don't say it.

D'luv said...

Doll, you should read the Gary Barlow autobiography.

torr.typepad.com said...

wtf, Nick Lachey covered 'Patience' as his new single?!?! They added some awful "crunchy" american rawk guitars. So lame.

http://chartrigger.blogspot.com/2009/01/anyone-have-patience-for-nick-lachey.html

And I guess this mean The Circus won't be coming out in the U.S. afterall?

Paul said...

good god. it puts the spunk onto a cookie contests back in the mormon church basement to shame!

will said...

Goodness! It's not as if Robbie has THAT much to be proud of (to put it on display like that). We've all seen that photo of him... :p