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Who's that girl?



This is LaDonna. She lives in a double-wide in a trailer park and - when it has wheels - she likes to drive it around. LaDonna used to be a boxer back in the day. And a high kicker. Now she plays the bingo on Saturday nights, and reminisces while nursing her Jack mixed with Fanta. She enjoys fake fur, thinks control-top panty hose are spankin' hot, and she likes to suck on hard candy in between ciggies. She still dreams of owning a Cadillac.

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15 Responses to “Who's that girl?”

  1. # Blogger Adem With An E

    It's all so very filthy.

    I actually love it, and the album cover is now my desktop wallpaper. Constant cooch access on my mac now.  

  2. # Blogger Shane Percy

    Ugh. She looks like a slutty retirement home escapee!  

  3. # Blogger xolondon

    Adem your enthusiasm is great - she'd better tour Australia to pay you back.

    And yes, Shane, she looks pretty old in that pic.  

  4. # Blogger Salvador Ali

    She looks like Peaches.  

  5. # Blogger D'luv

    The best work of art since Michael Jackson painted the Sixteenth Chapel!!  

  6. # Blogger El MarvelOso

    Yoko Ono looks GREAT!  

  7. # Blogger countpopula

    I swear I can see some chafing/redness on the inner thighs, no?  

  8. # Blogger Adem With An E

    So do I xo, though she did say the other week that it was "the least I could do" when asked if she'd tour Australia this/next year.

    Salvador is spot on actually; VERY Peaches.  

  9. # Blogger Migue

    She looks amazing - what's with the commentary?  

  10. # Blogger xolondon

    Sorry! That look is not for me.  

  11. # Blogger Joseph

    Wow. I am not liking this look AT ALL. She definitely looks a little old and a little white trash.  

  12. # Blogger Phil

    Who cares about that washed up old broad?

    No connection! Honest! But Happy Birthday matey.  

  13. # Blogger Salvador Ali

    I'm starting to get it. "4 Minutes" has Rocky theme song horns .. the boxer photos allude to that as well. (although we've been there/done that with M.I.A.'s "Pull Up The People")  

  14. # Anonymous Anonymous

    Trying. Too. Hard. See also: the past ten or so years of her career. Next, please.  

  15. # Blogger Angus

    Madonna's old.

    But not cold.  

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