March 15, 2008

Who's that girl?



This is LaDonna. She lives in a double-wide in a trailer park and - when it has wheels - she likes to drive it around. LaDonna used to be a boxer back in the day. And a high kicker. Now she plays the bingo on Saturday nights, and reminisces while nursing her Jack mixed with Fanta. She enjoys fake fur, thinks control-top panty hose are spankin' hot, and she likes to suck on hard candy in between ciggies. She still dreams of owning a Cadillac.

15 comments:

Adem With An E said...

It's all so very filthy.

I actually love it, and the album cover is now my desktop wallpaper. Constant cooch access on my mac now.

Shane Percy said...

Ugh. She looks like a slutty retirement home escapee!

xolondon said...

Adem your enthusiasm is great - she'd better tour Australia to pay you back.

And yes, Shane, she looks pretty old in that pic.

Salvador Ali said...

She looks like Peaches.

D'luv said...

The best work of art since Michael Jackson painted the Sixteenth Chapel!!

El MarvelOso said...

Yoko Ono looks GREAT!

countpopula said...

I swear I can see some chafing/redness on the inner thighs, no?

Adem With An E said...

So do I xo, though she did say the other week that it was "the least I could do" when asked if she'd tour Australia this/next year.

Salvador is spot on actually; VERY Peaches.

Migue said...

She looks amazing - what's with the commentary?

xolondon said...

Sorry! That look is not for me.

Joseph said...

Wow. I am not liking this look AT ALL. She definitely looks a little old and a little white trash.

Phil said...

Who cares about that washed up old broad?

No connection! Honest! But Happy Birthday matey.

Salvador Ali said...

I'm starting to get it. "4 Minutes" has Rocky theme song horns .. the boxer photos allude to that as well. (although we've been there/done that with M.I.A.'s "Pull Up The People")

Anonymous said...

Trying. Too. Hard. See also: the past ten or so years of her career. Next, please.

Angus said...

Madonna's old.

But not cold.