This is LaDonna. She lives in a double-wide in a trailer park and - when it has wheels - she likes to drive it around. LaDonna used to be a boxer back in the day. And a high kicker. Now she plays the bingo on Saturday nights, and reminisces while nursing her Jack mixed with Fanta. She enjoys fake fur, thinks control-top panty hose are spankin' hot, and she likes to suck on hard candy in between ciggies. She still dreams of owning a Cadillac.