January 18, 2008

Cover Story: Tranny Janet



You've probably seen the Discipline album cover all over the web, but you really must look at it up close. Here is a case where a vinyl album cover would be ghoulish. Go ahead though, open your eyes wide and look into the face of horror.

National Society... did a good bit on this photo, likening her to Pete Burns (00's version) and a PopJustice kid noted what I did: that her hair is melted to her head. Maybe Sister Badonkadonk put on too much relaxer? And don't get me started on the Jocelyn Wildenstein cat eyes. Doesn't it look like they've been painted onto her eyelids?

Janet is clearly one of those philistines who equates "edgy" with "ugly." And has she not already done the dominatrix/ submissive shit on Velvet Rope, dripping candle wax on her cooze, etc etc etc?

PS: The single still sucks, but I will hold out hope for the album.

5 comments:

D'luv said...

Dad?!

17days said...

you're sadly mistaken here... this is a fantastic album cover! she looks really forward, fashion thinking here albeit in a different way than goddess Roisin. it's almost as if she's a sculpture in vinyl and clay. i think it works...

DanProject76 said...

I don't think she's trying to be a sculpture... more like a waxwork. Poor cow probably thinks all that work makes her look good when surgery should be for health and not vanity. She used to be pretty.

Oh God that sounded bitchy. Meh!

Chris said...

Oh my god. Who the hell is Jocelyn Wildenstein? She looks like the four eyed, two mouthed singing alien women from the original Battlestar Galactica!

MR style said...

she looks horrible sadly as usually !!