Alexis Strum: Yes. Alexis.
Xolondon: La Strum!? I know you have, like, left the music business, but could you please, like, record a Christmas song to bring closure to this annus horribilis?
Alexis: XO, is it you? I love your work and the signed nude piccies you sent were hawt! You want what, peach?
XO: A wee Christmas tune. Something slightly...bitter? With penguins.
Alexis: Penguins, snow, Christmas, umm, lonesomeness? I am writing it as we speak darling, but only if you put me on your Essential Mix.
XO: You got it, Strumbird. Thankeeee. As our pal Paulie Z would say, I hope you have a delightfully delightful holiday! Buh bye!
Alexis: Peace out, bitch!