November 1, 2006
Word Of the Day: Puerile
My trolls knows that I love to read Heat Magazine every week, which means my budget for this magazine is approximately 275 dollars per year [oy]. I may have never seen Pete and Nikki, or Chantelle and Preston, but hey, I know who they are and how big their dicks are, etc. Anyway, last week's Heat had an interview with McFly, whom I have also never heard, but seen pictures of taking off their clothes at G-A-Y., etc. Here is a choice bit of the interview that I know my gutter scraping readers will enjoy...
Did the rest of you trim (your pubic hair) specially?
Danny: I do mine anyway.
Harry: Dougie hasn't got any pubs.
Tom: I don't have special razor so I can't do mine. [To Danny] You can't do it with a normal razor can you?
Danny: I use hair trimmer.
Tom: I haven't got one.
Why don't you borrow Danny's?
Tom: I did once. Danny shaves his nipple hair as well.
Danny: My nipple hair is out of control. [Lifts up his shirt and pulls at his nipple hair]
Harry: [Lifting up his shirt again and stroking his hairy chest] Mmmm.. Mine is much better.
Danny, maybe you could hold some kind of razor trimming masterclass for the others?
Harry: You could open a little body hair salon.
Danny: I'd like do some lightning strokes on mine.
Who's got the biggest willy?
Danny: [Grabs his crotch] Me, without a doubt.
Harry: I don't think we've ever stood in a circle and measured.
Isn't that what boys do?
Tom: You don't measure, you just say things like, "Look at this weird lump on mine."
Dougie: We know what each other's bumholes look like though. Harry's is like a foetus.
Right. How rock and roll are you?
Harry: We're totally rock and roll
Trivia question: McFly is named after an American movie. Can you name the movie AND another band named after the same film?
Okay, I just listened to McFly and hope never to do so again.
Posted by xolondon