September 21, 2006

Quote of the Week: Denis Leary on happiness

"'I'm just not happy, because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would.' Hey, join the fucking club, okay? I tought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Sox. Life sucks. Get a fucking helmet, all right? Happiness comes in small doses, folks. It's a cigarette or a chocolate cookie or a five-second orgasm. That's it."

1 comment:

Paul said...

i like that ;) it made me laugh almost bitterly into my morning cup of caro (don't ask!) I used to have a crush on denis leary when i was a lot younger, which i realise is wrong. I can't reveal the dream i had with him in it but it was most bizarre...