Which bubbleheaded blond's new song do I like? Which same song makes me want to throw myself off a bridge for liking? Which same song again interpolates the grandest moment of the grandest song of Miss Ross?...Meanwhile, I still don't care for Janet Jacksonifyou'renasty's lameass new "Call On Me" song which features a pathetic rapper feature with Nelly trying to sing. Big letdown from Janet...I have now heard three new tracks by Xtuna Aguilera and I couldn't give a shit. I commend her for being brave and doing something different that she believes in, but would you realllly want to listen to these songs in your car over and over?...Bouncey, turn your million-dolla badonkadonk right back 'round and start over cuz the screechy "Deja Vu" is and no one cares about Jay Z's lame battle with Cristal. He needs to pick a worthy cause and she needs to stop yelling her way through her own songs.
(can you tell I am a bit cunty today?)