May 3, 2006

Shiiiiiit my song sucks ass, don't it?


Gimme me some weed, Jermaine! Ma face is meltin' bitch!

Thank God that new "Weekend" song is not on Janet's stupidly titled new CD. It's putrid.

7 comments:

Paul said...

oh janet janet janet. Words fail me, although clearly not as I am still typing... this song makes me want to swallow my own tongue. I am going to listen to If from janet - the last album that made me care. What happened to the days when Mariah, Janet and Whitney ruled my world???

Brittle said...

Her face is only melting for a role.

J'ason D'luv said...

She's useless. Let's see that video clip where she's sunbathing and spanking herself!

Paul said...

oh my god it is so hot outside and i went to get darren a wtrawberries and cream frappacino (venti - i ain't no pikey) and nearly melted due to choosing something to wear that looks good rather than be practical. I came back sweating like *crack is whack* whitney and screamed when i saw myself in the mirror as I was the spitting image of this picture. Oh woe is me. I am Janet Jackson. Please don't tell about my secret love child... now i have to go and attend to lepanteloons as i think my scream caused a stitch to rip :(

xolondon said...

You are too funny. What exactly is the temp there? If you wear shorts, be sure to wear WHITE socks. We don't want no continental black socks w/ shorts wearers posting here. That is my Trinny/Susannah decree.

Actually I bet you are bare ankled.

xolondon said...

PS: clever comment Brittle!

Paul said...

you are so right about the bare ankles...