March 17, 2006

An open letter to Morrissey

Dear sir,

Now that your heart is officially free and you've been feeling hands upon your knees, I have taken it upon myself to find you a mate. Heretowith I give you Pick #1, Johnny Lloyd Rollins. Take look at the photos above, dear sir, and let me know if I should arrange an assignation. Waste no time. The kegs between your legs are explosive, you know.

XO, Xolondon

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