Turns out Abercrombie and Fitch is far far more nefarious than I thought. Look closely at the freakish man above (click to enlarge pic) and you will realize something is not right. That dude is the 61 year old CEO behind A&F. Yes, 61! He has rebuilt himself into his own dream client, which is seemingly a Hitler youth! Look at his face! I want a close-up! Read more about this freakshow (sorry, I judge) at Salon. Yes, just sit through the ad so you can get to the full story.