While I was on vacation I saw Team America. Great movie! I especially liked all the scenes with Kim Jon Il. I want a Kim Jong Il doll! Anyway, for some reason, I was invited in my email to join Kim Jong Il's MySpace group! Yes, it's true!
Here are his details:
About me: Why herro, so nice to see you. Ret me tell you a rittle bit about myself. I rike rong walks on the beach, enslaving western capitalists, and a bit of torture.
Who I'd like to meet: Someone to keep my nuts snug.