August 17, 2005

Esther fell and she couldn't get up

OWCH! Poor Madonna celebrated her birthday by breaking ribs, hand and collar bones. You'll notice in this report that Mrs. Ritchie travels via helicopter to and from hospital (in England they don't say THE hospital, you know, they leave off the article). That's okay as long as I get my Madonna record on time, beeyotch! So thoughtful am I...

Read Popjustice's typically
hilarious take on the incident.

1 comment:

Tim said...

She got kicked in the head. Least useful part of her body.

I was in the gym Wed. night and saw the ep. of "The Simpsons" where they go to England. The end, where Homer is forced to take Madonna back to the U.S. in a duffel bag, is priceless. "Bot I ahm English, truly Ah ahm!"