February 22, 2005

ohmigodImustbestopped!



I just ate, before 9:30 am, half a bag of cheap jellybeans, just like those shown above (except for the licorice ones, ick). Today is the day I will finally achieve full-throttle diabetes.

It's just like the Rufus song Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk (
sample):

If I should buy jellybeans
Have to eat them all in just one sitting
Everything it seems I like's a little bit sweeter
A little bit fatter
A little bit harmful for me

UPDATE: I finished the bag at like 2pm! They were just so plump and fresh, I could not resist. I liked how they felt when my teeth crunched through the hard shell to the soft gelatin part. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

1 comment:

small squirrel said...

rufus must have written that song just for you. when I hear it I am instantly reminded of you.

have fun with the diabetes, hon. I can always give you your injection when I give sabina hers...