October 4, 2004

Off-topic: Joan Collins recommends....


It's late in the evening and what is that noise you hear in your neighborhood in suburban Wyckoff (aka Whack-off), New Jersey? It's a hearty guffaw being belted by Joan Collins, who sits in her easy chair reading The Dick Cheney Code, a spoof of The DaVinci Code. Yes, the real Joan Collins loves this book: Joan Collins, subtly hip "mater" of Jim.

I had never heard of this book until today! Note that there are tons of cheap used copies in Amazon Marketplace. Just in time for the debate on Tuesday night, during which I hope Dickhead Cheney finally peels off the crooked mask to reveal an oozing, pustule-laden face of Lucifer. It would be so very South Park, wouldn't it?

2 comments:

The Dancing Kids said...

oh my god - jim's mom is JOAN COLLINS!?!?!?

xolondon said...

Yes darling, Jim's mom is really named Joan Collins. She is just as much of a mink turban obsessed vixen as the real one, isn't she Jim?